Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Getting to know... Jason Kennett

Ahhh, what can we tell you about Mr. Jason Kennett? Here are some facts about Jay that you can use as cute little anecdotes at the next gala you attend. Be ready to impress!

-He was the first sucker, eh, ah.... I mean artist, to sign up to the Headquarters
-He looks very similar to Owen Wilson, o.k. exactly.
-I made him paint 1000 screwdrivers
-I'm making him paint 1000 cassette tapes, HA!
-He was sent from the future to save mankind against the Robot Revolution.
-He has the gag reflex whenever he sees anything remotely gross. (like my dog peeing
in the snow, weird, I know)
-He can paint better than you.

Be sure to check Jays work out July 8th, 2006 at the first group exhibition "Getting To Know You" here at H.Q. You will be a better person for it.

1 comment:

Momunit said...

Jay Kennett is a force to be reckoned with, not even your storm cellar will save you.